bisexual perfumes?
Source: the tasteful twink (Substack), by dd — published Oct 15, 2026
Link: https://thetastefultwink.substack.com/p/top-bisexual-perfumes
The data
- 12,595 bisexual respondents completed the survey.
- Gender: ~80% women, 11% nonbinary, 8% men.
- Presentation: ~64% femme, 20% masc, 24% in between (the author's figures sum past 100%).
The Top 10
| # | Fragrance | Key notes | Wearers | Median age | The author's "typical wearer" joke (paraphrased) | Respondents' vibe (paraphrased) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Glossier You | ambrette musk, ambrox, iris, pink pepper | 256 | 26 | Dreamy femmes living in a Sofia Coppola film | A skin scent that smells like someone you're falling for |
| 2 | Maison Margiela Replica By the Fireplace | chestnut, clove, pink pepper, guaiac wood, vanilla | 175 | 25 | Bold, dominant types who smoke American Spirits | The kind alt girl who helps you fix your makeup in the bar bathroom |
| 3 | Phlur Father Figure | fig, orris, creamy woods | 166 | 23 | Androgynous bisexuals (with a joke about the name) | Subtly masculine and approachable, coffee-date energy |
| 4 | Diptyque Papier | white musk, rice steam, blonde woods, sesame | 151 | 26 | Every kind of bisexual — the most universal pick | A new notebook from a cute stationery shop |
| 5 | YSL Black Opium | coffee, vanilla, white florals, pink pepper, pear | 145 | 23 | Young femmes ordering espresso martinis on a first date | Feeling like a villainous, patriarchy-smashing boss |
| 6 | Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club | rum, tobacco leaf, vanilla, clary sage, vetiver, pink pepper | 143 | 26 | Masc-presenting bisexuals with a love-'em-and-leave-'em streak | Projecting cool mystery |
| 7 | Glossier You Doux | palo santo, violet, frankincense, ambrox | 132 | 23 | Soft-spoken masc bisexuals | Post-shower tea on a rainy day |
| 8 | Billie Eilish – Eilish | red berries, mandarin, vanilla, cocoa, musk | 129 | 21 | Young femmes into femmes | A mischievous forest spirit dusted in vanilla |
| 9 | Juliette Has a Gun – Not a Perfume | cetalox | 124 | 28 | Androgynous bi and nonbinary folks who type in lowercase | Soft, cozy, a "coming home" scent rather than a going-out one |
| 10 | Diptyque Philosykos | fig leaf, fig, fig tree | 114 | 28 | Millennials who order negronis | A barefoot woodland nymph |